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Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:51 pm

1. Take one of your personal characters.
2. get them playing Sburb.
3. ?????
4. Profit!

Tell us as much or as little about your character as you wish. There are only three things we have to know.
1. Their name.
2. Their Pesterchum Account name.
3. Their manner of typing on Pesterchum.

That's it. You all know what happens next. However, I would like to suggest that we get four people playing together and get them into the Medium before we do too much else.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Dark Shadow on Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:27 pm

Alex Wolfe
His Pesterchum info is in his profile
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:18 am

Wendy Go
Her Pesterchum info has also been appended to her profile.

Now we just need two more people. Also, as it is possible to edit posts, we can genuinely indulge in weird time shit.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:02 pm

T.Morbid Namechov

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Typing style:n074bl3 l4ck 0f c4ps3v3rywh3r3... ...3xc3p710n4l qu4n71713s 0f 3ll1ps1s... ... ...uhm...y34h...

Username: TerminallyAwkward

Riddle

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Typing style: SO IF I JUST TALK IN CAPS LIKE THIS AND THEN DECIDE THAT I NEED PASTRAMI ON TOP OF IT THEN CAN I JUST HAVE FIRE AND CALL IT A DAY OH AND THAT CRAP AT THE END OF A SENTENCE WHO NEEDS THAT I MEAN REALLY JUST PUT IT IN YOURSELF I DON'T HAVE THAT CRAP ON MY KEEBOARD I GOT RID OF IT TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE FLAMING PIGEONS

Username: CryogenicallyToothpaste
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:22 am

TurbulentGuest (TG) started pestering TerminallyAwkward (TA) at 14:21.

TG: Hey Awk things goin well w/ U?
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:04 pm

TA: ... ...m3h. s1s73r sl33p1ng...s0...7h47's...g00d. ...uhm...h0w'r3 y0u...?
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:13 pm

TG: gr8! i got my copy of sburb beta 2day! totes awesome brah
TG: got urs yet?
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:22 pm

TA: ... ...n07 y37...h4v3 70 g0 p1ck 17 up fr0m 7h3 w4r3h0us3... ...7h1nk my s7r337 1s 0n f1r3...
TA: ... ...m3h.
TA: ... ... ...1...1...sh0uld g0...d0 7h47...
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:29 pm

TG: ill pester OP to C if hes got it.

TurbulentGuest (TG) stopped pestering TerminallyAwkward (TA) at 14:25

TurbulentGuest (TG) started pestering OptimisticallyPessimistic (OP) at 14:26

TG: hey there. got ur sburb copy yet?
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Dark Shadow on Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:13 pm

OP: Yo.
OP: Sburb? Yea. Justgot ithismorning.
OP: You? Whatabout TAandCT?
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:30 pm

TG: i was talkin to TA about it an he says hes gettin it now.
TG: CT? aw hell. not the trolls again.
TG: whos gonna be whose server player?
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:58 pm

Your name is T.Morbid Namechov. Upon logging off PesterChum and changing your shrinebox to the Nyan Cat channel like how it's suppoused to be, you contemplate how exactly you're going to reroute your path around the fire that seems to be blocking the fastest way to the Internet Warehouse.

You walk into the kitchen and take 35 rectangles from your savings... which...alright is suppoused to go towards building materials, but really... Fixing one leak isn't going to stop the place from crumbling to pieces around you... Right? ...So... you try not to feel guilty about the expenditure. It's hard. But... you figure it's kinda worth it... since... yeah.

You don't want to waste time sitting around contemplating the inner machinations of your guilt complex, so you continue outside to the wonderful fire stricken street, and carefully walk to the Internet Warehouse, having to reroute several times. You inadvertently captchalogue a piece of rubble on your way.

You finally arrive at the warehouse and captchalogue your copy of sburb. You wonder how exactly you're going to get it back out with the rubble from someone else's house stacked on top of it.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:04 pm

RC

Pesterchum Info:

Typing style: meh. you know. words on paper. on a screen. no biggie. caps. right. don't have time for those. whatevs.

Username: GrifterCannibal
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:02 pm

GrifterCannibal started pestering TurbulentGuest at 14: 34

GC: hey. hey you. did you get it yet.
GC: tell me you got it.
GC: make my day.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:17 pm

TG: oh yeah you bet i got it.
TG: awks gon to get one. opti got it this mornin. jus need 2 know whos whose server now
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:22 pm

GC: good. i guess i could server. i mean. whatever. i just wanna play.
GC: i put stew on earlier. wonder if its cooked yet.
GC: right. servering. i could do that.
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Post by Truth on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:24 pm

TG: kk loaded up. hit enter. its all goin on up in here.

You stare at the installation screen for several seconds before pressing enter when prompted. You don't notice anything particularly special happening.

TG: Hey GC wanna get started?
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:29 pm

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Pesterchum Handle: GunCrazy

Typing style: ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY. WILL KILL YOU. SO MUCH ANGRY.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:45 pm

GC: alright lemme just. shrinebox being an idiot.


You stand up from your comfy spot on the floor, kick your shrinebox and sit back down, confident that that totally fixed the whole issue.

GC: fixed. alright lessee. tis loading.

You are told to hit enter. You don't really know how to do that as you have sega genesis controller plugged in at the moment. Stupid shrinebox making life difficult for you. You buttonmash uselessly for a bit and then finally something happens.

Wendy'd house seems to have appeared on your screen.

GC: i'm not a stalker. swear.
GC: ok. maybe i googled you. a few times.
GC: but. this is weird.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:47 pm

TG: U can see ma hous?
TG: WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!1111 lol


You look around. Everything seems to be normal.

TG: pick sumthing up
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:53 pm

GC: alright.
GC: my controls are all jacked up. stupid sega.
GC: alright figured that out.


Clumsily sorting out your bizarre game controller situation, you pick up a raptor skull and set it on the bed.

GC: dude. you have cheese. i want some. go great with my legmeat. mmmm....legmeat stew. still needs to simmer i think.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:55 pm

TG: U jus moved my raptor skull
TG: thats in my room how did you move it.
TG: can U move walls


You stand away from any walls, and captchalogue the raptor skull in your sylladex using the Rucksack modus.
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Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:04 pm

GC: i dunno lemme try.
GC: wtf click and drag. i don't have a click. i have a sega.


You take a moment to rage silently to yourself about how you need to invest in more contemporary gaming plugins for your shinebox, and then button mash some more, discovering that the "SELECT" button does whatever click was suppoused to accomplish. You then use the arrow buttons to substitute for dragging. You got this man.

You got this so good... that you put the wall that you just "SELECTED AND ARROW'D" down on Wendy's lawn.

Good job you.

A notice appears on the screen informing you that you just used 2 build grist.

GC: the crap is build grist.
GC: i used some. the crap is it.


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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by Truth on Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:07 pm

TG: idk building stuff?
TG: wat else can U do?


You look out over your lawn to see if the wall squashed any pumpkins.
What pumpkins?
You've never grown pumpkins in your life, stupid. You captchalogue the gas tanks to avoid a nasty accident. Rucksack modus sure is hard to weaponise but it does have some great perks. Like this cute face from an anime cartoon you've never seen in your life.
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Re: Homestuck: Character Edition

Post by V on Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:24 pm

GC: no clue. lemme mess with crap. uh.
GC: theoretically i can like. place something.
GC: stupid. thing. thing. hold on i want dinner.


You somehow pulled up a screen with things that you could theoretically place. But you think your soup is ready, so you get up and make yourself a bowl real fast. You then sit back down, chewing a piece of bone out of a soft squishy piece of meat and continue looking at stuff on the screen. You epically multitask soup and a game controller.

GC: imma place a thingy.

You place a thingy. In Wendy's room. It was labelled phernalia registry. Whatever that means.

GC: investigate the crap that does.
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