Homestuck: Character Edition

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> Peter: Go see what that thingy does.

It's tall and cylindrical, with a wheel on the side. Also, you really have no idea how any of this is working. Some kind of superadvanced energy technology? Wouldn't you have heard of it? And wouldn't this game cost a fortune if you could apparently teleport--or shift--actual items in to play it? For that matter, wouldn't you have felt the shift? And--

> Peter: Stop overthinking it and turn the wheel already.

Alright, alright...

You try turning the wheel, but you can only manage to make it move a little bit. You're going to need something else to open it all the way.

> Peter: Pester Danae with the results.

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Your name is William David Cox. Your father has enlisted you to join Pesterchum, in hopes it will serve as a communication for you between your cousins and to keep tabs on a boy named Cottontail. You have chosen the username grimGuard finding it somewhat appropriate do to the fact you're not all that approachable.... Especially after Guard duty.

> Will: Search Cottontail in Search User Box.

You find no one by the name of Cottontail.

> Will: View the papers Father gave you on Cottontail.

You glance at the folder, sighing as you pick it up. Paper work has never been something you enjoy but there seems to be paper work for everything as your father says. You search Peter Arkan and find his Pesterchum username.

Something about that name seems familiar.

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Your name is Amelia Wilson. You are a girl of sixteen, no today is not your birthday yet you have aquired a game through Izzy.

>Amelia: Feel pretty special because you have made a friend and aquired a gift, though it is not your birthday.

You feel special and are happy to make a friend.

>Amelia: Sit down at computer

But there is cleaning to be done.

>Amelia: Sit down at the computer

You refuse. Your younger brother, Henry, has left a pile of his beloved Legos on the chair.

>Amelia: Clean up Legos.

You clean up the Legos off of the desk chair.

>Amelia: Stop to admire Henry's architectural skills

For a boy of five, your brother has mad skills. You admire his skyscraper. The boy has big dreams.

>Amelia: Turn on computer and load disk.

You turn on the computer and hesitantly load the disk.

>Amelia: open pesterchum account.

You open your pesterchum and log in using the username: timidGirl.

>Amelia: Pester your crush and friend, Senet.

You find Senet's username since he gave it to you.

>Amelia: Feel small thrill at this

You feel a small thrill at this.

>Amelia: Try not to say something stupid to embrass yourself.

You flail, afraid to say something stupid to him. After all, he has a nice smile, and his eyes are dreamy, and he's so kind.

>Amelia: Reminisce while waiting for Senet to answer.

You reminisce the time he put his arm around you.

> Danae: Be disappointed.

You were hoping for something amazing to happen when he opened it. Too bad it's stuck.

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> Danae: Find something to hit it with.

You look around and have an issue finding something that looks good. Instead you decide to grab the object that was earlier thrown through the wall and use it. You watch as the bed bounces off and hits the floor.

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You hit it again with the bed. Second time's the charm...you think.

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> Danae: Take care of the bright light.

You locate a blanket from the bed and toss it at the light.

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The thing doesn't seem to want to cooperate. You attempt this a few more times before giving up.

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Someone else is pestering you.

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> Peter: Answer chum(?).

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> Peter: Tab back to Danae.

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